I've learned that the wise speak when they have something to say, fools speak when they have to say something

I've Learned that if God had wanted me otherwise,
He would have created me otherwise

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities

I've learned that everyday; you should reach out and touch someone.  People love the human touch ~ holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back

I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I've Learned that age is a high price to pay for maturity

"I've Learned to abandon the search for Truth, and settle for a good fantasy."

I've learned that 7 days without Jesus makes "one weak".

I've Learned that the quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket

I've learned, that if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

I've learned if you give a man a fish he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

I've Learned that Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together

I've Learned that before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I've learned that it's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it

I've learned that the journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

I’ve learned you can have a Titanic intellect ... In a world full of icebergs

I’ve learned that some drink from the fountain of knowledge; some only gargle.

"Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

I've learned-
that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become

I've learned-
that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up

I've learned-
that it takes years to build up trust,
and only seconds to destroy it